Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.
yesterday my father told me that he’s able to see my browser history with this new app he downloaded
how awesome, dad
I’m astounded I don’t have a boyfriend.
MARSHALL LEE THAT SPEAR WAS POKING OUT OF YOUR BACK ARE YOU MADE OF CREAM PUFFS
THIS MAKES ME SAD BECAUSE THIS MEANS HE WAS LEGIT STABBED AND HE’S ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED TO MAKE FIONA FEEL BETTER OH MY GOD
dudes, the point is he’s a vampire. being stabbed isn’t going to kill him.
it would hurt, but he was being a dickpickle and pretending he was dying by using the creampuff juice to look like spreading blood.
Witty ads that would get my attention and satisfy my intelligence.
"Grafic design? Come on, you’ll end up drawing advertisement for like, cars or something - and you don’t even like cars. You can’t make ad witty it’s just annoying."
Well now listen here you lil shit.
This is a game. All of this is for you. You’re not investigating anything. You’re a fucking rat in a maze.
Shutter Island (2010)
I DONT THINK I WANNA BE WELCOMED INTO YOUR WORLD SHERLOCK
If you didn’t tear up at this part, you’re lying
i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring
the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do
i owe the universe nothing
i exist on my own terms
#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying